“Friends, Romans, Countrymen — Lend Me Your Cheer”


OK, the title isn’t humorous at all. This is a symptom of the serious problem at hand. Long hours in front of scrolling screens takes its toll on our corporate sense of humor. The last ounce of silliness was burned up when we posted Andrew’s shaven head in our last newsletter.

After a series of big-wig corporate meetings, the Board remains baffled on how to solve this shortage of silliness. With nowhere left to turn, Ambrosia’s management has fallen back on the wisdom of Hector. After lengthy consultation, and a half pound of banana chips, Hector has provided this advice:

“What has brought you this far, young grasshopper, will carry you for the rest of your journey.”
Hector D. Byrd, Philosopher

Our public! Of course! The very people who have supported us so far can help us through this dark period. Oh thank you great bird of wisdom that sits in his cage all day long and is not really good for all that much else anyway.

So Ambrosia hereby issues a plea for help. We need jokes. Yes, jokes. Please send in whatever tickles your funnybone. eMail them to AmbrosiaMK@aol.com or mail them in to:

Attn: John Haley
Ambrosia Software
PO Box 23140
Rochester, NY 14692

Besides revitalizing our perilously low level of humour, some of these jokes will be featured in upcoming The Ambrosia Times issues and in a super duper, top secret, "if I told you I’d have to kill you" project. Please include your real name, so that credit is given where credit is due.

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